10 Things I Hate About You

A letter from Buddy J to Boshaft.

10 Things I Hate About You

1) You have very expensive things.
2) You make me want very expensive things.
3) You don’t let me use your very expensive things.
4) You yell at me for touching your very expensive things.
5) You make me come over and watch you use your very expensive things.
6) You mock me for my lack of very expensive things.
7) You take me shopping with you when you go to buy your very expensive things.
8) You blame me when something is wrong with your very expensive things.
9) You make me hold your very expensive things when you rearrange them.
10) I can’t get to your very expensive things because I can’t fit though the dog gate that leads to the room where you store them.

PS - Can you remember to lube the gate the next time? I got a nasty rash from the way it rubbed against my gut the last time. --thanks

PPS - And don't forget the pineapple next time:D