Things You SHOULDN'T Drink

Me and Cybercon frequently ask relative and retarded questions about philosophy. One that came up was things you would never drink. Here is our combined list. We assumed that our mothers were the end-all-be-all, but we came up 116 others. Here they are, and enjoy not vomiting.

1. Urine
2. T-Pain
3. Crunk Juice
4. Red Bull
5. Booty Juice
6. Spit
7. Any of the mystery fluid on mxc
8. Tonic water
9. Gin
10. The tears of an emo
11. Water from my bird feeder
12. Coffee
13. Placenta
14. sperm soda
15. Power Thirst
16. Gun
17. Bird Shit
18. Gas
19. Canal water
20. Toilet water
21. sweat
22. Liquid nail
23. liquid plumber
24. bong water
25. eggs
26. anything featured on two girls 1 cup
27. vomit
28. poo
29. liquid nail
30. Chlorine
31. Pool water
32. the blood of anything non baby
33. the american flag
34. any mccafe
35. backwash
36. all the above
37. anything in between
38. all the below
39. music
40. brake fluid
41. obama
42. pus
43. bug juice
44. bug spray
45. the white crap that pops out when you squish a palmetto
46. battery acid
47. hairspray
48. diet coke
49. moisture on your taint
50. anything made on iron chef
51. lube
52. hair grease
53. anything secreting from a mexican
54. sweat collected from a rave
55. pre cum
56. water from mexico
57. perrier
58. soggy waffle
59. soulja boy
60. Bile
61. blood
62. salt water
63. any manly secretions
64. diarrhea
65. tattoo ink
66. tv plasma
67. mercury
68. Big red
69. seltzer water/tonic water/club
70. water thats been on a roof for 10 years
71. period blood
72. embryonic fluid
73. ova
74. SHOCKOLATE!!!!!!!!!!
75. Gas/Diesel
76. Lake/Canal water
77. The grease off a McDonald's Floor
78. Gorilla Glue
79. Moldy Cookie Dough
80.Old beef Stew
81. rotten egg
82. rotten milk
83. spoiled egg nogg
84. super-old, moldy, fruit can found 7 years after made
85. hairy water
86. bleach
87. ammonia
88.scented oils
89. tide
90. cigarettes
91. music
92. transmission fluid
93. pimple juice
94. toilet paper(used in toilet)
95. soap
96. hair gel, shampoo,or conditioner
97. Mickey Mouse
98. ear wax
99. anything from a cauldron
100. anything made by grandma
101. taco bell grease
102. toe jam
103. goat milk
104. cow tongue
105. water from water balloon
106. water from a public pool
107. Michael Jackson
108. Elevator Grease
109. Black people's hair grease
110. Mustard water
111. mop water
112. public restroom
113. organic milk
114. old yogurt
115. green tea
116. John McCaine's Swollen glands

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* DISCLAIMER: "Not that we have drunk these or anything. >.>"