The Ultimate List

These are things I should make a list of, but won't.

1. Things that bother me. (a much shorter version would be a list of things that don't.)
2. Things that don't bother me. (I'm too lazy to try.)
3. Things I'm too lazy to try.
4. Things that are blue.
5. Things that aren't blue but should be.
6. Things that shouldn't be be blue.
7. Things that make me blue.
8. Things that blue me. (not be confused with the past-tense of 'blow')
9. Things that haven't blown me.
10. Things a blue balloon would say after I blow it up.
11. Things the wind would say if it say me blowing up a blue balloon.
12. Things that would happen if: (a series to follow)
> I switched the oxygen tanks in a hospital to NO2.
> I made the 'in' door out, and the 'out' door in without telling customers.
> I put a gratuitous amount of Vodka in the city's clean water supply.
> I flipped all the streetlights upside down.
> I turned all the streetlights around.
18. Things that would happen if I didn't make this list.
19. People who will copy the originality of this list.
20. Things people will say who copy the originality of this list.
21. Things the people who copy the originality of this list will suffer if they copy the originality of this list.
22. The reasons surrounding the creation of this list.
23. The reasons surrounding the creation of all lists mentioned in this list.
24. Women I'd like to sleep with.
25. Women who would like to sleep with me. (that will be a short list, if a list at all)
26. A list of 75 more things I could potentially make a list of.